I’ve come to realize that I don’t hate Ke$ha. More than that, I kind of love Ke$ha. When TiK ToK came out four years ago, I thought she was a Katy Perry rip off. She did the weird, ugly singing, the auto-tune was out of control, and her garbage-monster party-girl thing reeked of desperation. But my […]
Yearly Archives: 2013
I think bots are the only ones “reading” my blog. I was feeling pretty down about it, until I got this comment from Reginald Mencia: It is super blog, I want to be like you That makes one of us 🙁
I get a lot of spam comments on my blog. Most are gibberish, but some are so outstanding, I have to share. Here’s a classic from wirtualne biuro: Its such as you learn my thoughts! You appear to understand a lot approximately this, such as you wrote the e book in it or something. I […]
Happy Easter! Andy and I were checking out a Christian Pop/Rock playlist on Rdio. The first song on the playlist was “Be My Escape” by Relient K, a song I actually really liked in college. It was popular on MTV and hit number 48 on the pop charts. I knew that they were a Christian […]
I don’t think Ryan Gosling is hot. Take that, Internets. He seems like a nice enough guy, always breaking up fights in the streets and whatnot. But if I’m being shallow and just judging him based on his appearance, then, meh. When Channing Tatum and Bradley Cooper “won” People’s Sexiest Man Alive over Ryan Gosling, I […]
We’re getting snowed in. As a kid, like every kid in the world, I loved snow days. Well, not all of it. I didn’t like that bulky snow suit, even if it did keep my legs warm and dry. I didn’t like all the extra work we had to do in school to make up […]
“It’s not yours! Why would I take your shirt?!” I hollered on the verge of tears. “Well then, where’s mine, huh?” Doria, my neighbor, crossed her arms and leaned her round, cherry-toned face into mine so I could see the flecks of dirt on her eyelashes. She smelled like the tangy Fruit Stripes gum she […]
This is the first part in a series of training videos I wrote and starred in for UNO Maverick Productions. I think my Oscar’s around here somewhere.
I was a cat person before we got Duke. But he’s so smart, sweet, silly and snuggly, he’d win over even the biggest cynophob. What I’m saying is, get used to seeing that face. PS – I still love cats.